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He pointed at the paper. “I want you to write me a description of every foot you’ve put wrong since we met. Make sure I can read your writing. You have five minutes.” Write about every foot I’d put wrong. I peered down at my feet. I started to write: My left foot is a size eight point five. It has a high arch, and my big toe is longer than my second toe. There is a light smattering of hair on the top of my foot. I paused and stuck my left leg out, studying my shoe. Right now I am wearing Nike Frees for m–“ Bring me your paper.” I glanced at my paper. “I’m not done yet.”“ One . two . .”I brought him the paper.J.A. Rock
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This is your last chance to go home, son.” It was the loudest I’d heard him speak. I froze. Cock, meet jeans. Jeans, please contain cock.J.A. Rock
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Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?”“ Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You have a wonderful face, and so much wasted potential for–” He stepped forward and grabbed my ear. “Ow!J.A. Rock
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Maybe with the right person rocking it with you, change wasn’t so bad. Maybe panties and kale juice were just the beginning.J.A. Rock